It puts the lotion on it's skin

[HouseofPaign]

or else it gets the hose again

Lotion - Greenskeepers

gets you by the brain bananna and won't let go

check the song, it's damn good

that is all

we now return you your regularly scheduled programming

[The Sprouting Divot]

Check the video accompanyment. Not really work safe, but not outrageously inappropriate, either.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2121&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2122&DISPLAYORDER=20050311225154&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&page=1