The Sprouting Divot
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Last Activity: May 16, 2013 07:50 PM
About Me
- About The Sprouting Divot
- School Affiliation
- Illinois
- Biography
- The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here!
- Location
- MIA
- Interests
- Farting on escalators, as well as in elevators and revolving doors
- Occupation
- Purveyor of Brown Helmets
- Facebook Profile Page
- Facebook is even dumber than self-immolation
- MySpace Profile Page
- Myspace is even dumber than facebook
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- The waitress said, "We have stuffed mushrooms, veal-stuffed shells, white pizza, pasta, steamed mussels...." "Just keep it coming," Rick Majerus replied. "Would you like some veal parmesan?" "Yeah, we'll take five of those." The waitress walked away. "Does she know I'm not kidding?" Majerus said. "I hope she knows I'm not kidding."
[Sports Illustrated, 3/17/2000]
- The waitress said, "We have stuffed mushrooms, veal-stuffed shells, white pizza, pasta, steamed mussels...." "Just keep it coming," Rick Majerus replied. "Would you like some veal parmesan?" "Yeah, we'll take five of those." The waitress walked away. "Does she know I'm not kidding?" Majerus said. "I hope she knows I'm not kidding."
