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EDSBS: Coach redacted is informed of staff changes

Mr. BUCKETS: SKRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Guenther: Good god! This...this is not a football coach, Coach. This is a kinkajou.

Coach: That's not even a word. Look at him! He's got PASSION! He won us some games this year, and you're willing to just throw him overboard like that? We were first in the league in offense, dangit!

EDSBS

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