SOC: Minnesota

All these Big Ten affiliations with all of these bowls, and all of these Big Ten fans waking up in December and saying "hey, I get to watch another game today" -- and we're almost always left out in the cold. Yeah, sure, we have two BCS bowls, and that's good (especially in conversations with Missouri fans), but I WANT A LESSER BOWL. All the other kids' parents get them lesser bowls -- WHEN DO I GET MINE??

Tomorrow.

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