Tim Beckman start-up guide: The Illinois offense

For tonight, I thought I'd offer a public service. I firmly believe that no human being on earth -- save for maybe our coaching staff and a few opposing coordinators -- has obsessed over this roster more than yours truly. So it would be foolish -- nay, penurious -- for me to keep this knowledge to myself. As a humble servant of this public university, I submit the following roster breakdown, written in the oh-so-creepy "write as if the coach is reading" format.

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