BU , looking into the portal , as internet posters ask " why him " ??.......................
We have tried to use our conduit , pruman91 , to enlighten this board about what is coming to your world......We thought the Illini's first Elite 8 & Sweet 16 in nineteen years might have allowed more here to broaden their craniums to accept what our trusted pru is relaying to you through the numerous binary codes we transmit through him........
The snarkyness that raises it's ugly head here is not overlooked by us ......Only the true faithful Fighting Illini fanatics will ever see the promised land........We , as your Engineers , are appalled by the lack of faith and apparent non belief in our support of the Illini programs.....
We singled pruman91 out as a toddler because of his great competitive traits and his ability to adjust to any situation in an intelligent and mature way.........
We , as your Ancients , ask for more compassion for other posters here in a gracious and friendly manner.........it won't be long before we arrive to restore balance to this precious orb you all call Earth.........
Trust in pru as he posts here.......Many of his posts might be hard to understand to the layman , but all his posts have a purpose........
Look up skyward as we are approaching the Event Horizon........We can't wait , as we all here on the spaceship want some big helping's of Chicken Nuggets and Cottage Cheese .........It is so enjoyable to see new planets and enjoy their natural foods......
See you soon and here are some parting gift's for all to enjoy....................Ta-Ta........................
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and finally , a gift for pru & NL # 3..............................