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    NCAA mulling change to allow on-field corporate sponsorships

    The pursuit of wealth is not the only force that drives a decent society, and it shouldn't trump all others. And greed can be self-defeating, especially when your focus becomes squeezing as much cash out as fast as possible. You wind up killing the goose that lays the golden eggs because you...
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    NCAA mulling change to allow on-field corporate sponsorships

    Immortality. I wanted immortality. That's why I made all those horcruxes.
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    NCAA mulling change to allow on-field corporate sponsorships

    The love of money is the root of all manner of evil.
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    Illini Baseball 2024

    And if the fielder is moving across the bag? Or straddling it?
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    Illini Baseball 2024

    So basically, if your hips and shoulders are broader than the bases you are automatically in violation. Like I said: dumb rule.
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    Illini Baseball 2024

    If that's the rule, then it's a dumb rule.
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    TSJ Thread

    I am a lawyer, though I don't do a lot of criminal work. This is a saying I've heard in the law biz several times, and while I'll concede it's a bit simplistic (and maybe a trifle cynical) I also think there's some truth to it. As I said there are a lot of exceptions and I am not giving any...
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    TSJ Thread

    It's been said before -- if you're guilty you want a jury, if you're innocent you want a bench trial. Lots of exceptions of course but that seems to be the general rule.
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    TSJ Thread

    Ahh, Harbaugh...Nope, I'm not getting drawn back in... As far as TSJ's case goes, there's a weird dynamic here, a toxic mix of old-fashioned chivalry and feminist theory that says "believe all women." The prosecutor could still go ahead with this case and while I like TSJ's chances even better...
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    TSJ Thread

    TSJr isn't totally out of the woods yet, but his defense got a lot stronger. DNA provides no proof that Shannon touched her, let alone penetrated her. Unless the prosecution finds a really strong eyewitness this probably gets dropped before trial.
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    Probation for Michigan

    The whole point of all these recruiting regulations was to maintain the story that college athletes were amateurs -- aside from the scholarships they weren't paid to play, supposedly. With NIL that's out the window. So what's the point of all the rules anyway? It's the NCAA that really...
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs UConn

    Ya know, this team had a pretty good season. They won the conference tourney, made it to the Sweet 16. UConn can't take any of that away. But it's gonna take a few days for the stink from this one to go away.
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs UConn

    Has a team ever been shut out in a half?
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs UConn

    Well, the 2005 team came back from about this far against Arizona in the Regional final, and that game was the day before Easter...
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs UConn

    Well, on the plus side, Donovan Clingan is going to be very tired at the end of this game. But he'll have a week to recuperate before the Final Four.