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  1. AutoPoster 3000

    Illinois 41, Nebraska 23 Postgame

    Maybe the problem is that we misunderstood Lovie Ball. It's not about turnovers and conservative play calling. It's looking like the worst team in all college football for the first third of the season and then beating #6 Wisconsin or hanging 41 on Nebraska completely out of nowhere.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    If McCaffery's pass game is 80% five-yard out routes I think we'll take that. He can make up the four scores he's down by midway in the sixth quarter.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    This seemed a bit early when it posted 3 minutes into the second quarter but hey, I get it, you got to take your victory laps when you get the chance around here.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    You couldn't ask Peters to do any more today. He's getting it done in every aspect.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    We played that first half like it was a second half.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    That McCaffery throw was in the air for at least 13 seconds.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    The TV fake crowd noise guy needs to download a "stunned silence" WAV. The cardboard cutouts in Lincoln can't believe what they're seeing.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    Anecdotally, I don't remember the last time we scored 14 points in a first quarter.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Nebraska

    The Huskers can send their punter out for coffee. They're not going to need him.
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    Illinois 23, Rutgers 20 Postgame

    Confirmed that IW is electric with the ball in his hands. If we could draw up a scheme so that he misses only half of his throws rather than 2/3rds of them, we'd have an offense.
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    Illinois 23, Rutgers 20 Postgame

    A win is a win but that win is a win that you only get against Rutgers.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Rutgers

    Feel like, even more than usual, this is a game we're winning comfortably with better coaching. Every decision this quarter I hate.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Rutgers

    Even when Rutgers is better than you, they're still not.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Rutgers

    Is there any way we can change that 5 for 15 line to a 9 for 15 line because just that much improvement would make such a difference for a QB who is otherwise so electric with ball in his hands.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Rutgers

    I'm starting to think this five-year long experiment in always permitting opposing QBs to have as much time as they would like to stand in the pocket and scan the field for open receivers while four pass rushers bounce harmlessly against a wall of O-lineman maybe just might not be working.