A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.
Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.
He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab...
NO SEX Since 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem...
Getting things done:
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later, I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you...
Wife's Diary v. Husband's Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it...