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    Frank A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab...
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    Secretariat is BLAZING along! He is moving like a tremendous MACHINE! Secretariat is ALL ALONE...leads by 18 lengths...has opened a 22 length lead... a sixteenth of a mile... V18ui3Rtjz4
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    Belongs in WTF thread, no?! Would it be wrong, really, to disenfranchise these people? :eek: :laugh:
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    I'm a Sox fan, but that last line was uncalled for. At least he apologized. :mad: :laugh: Epic indeed! :thumb:
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    I heard JG has the kids practicing this one, for Trey Burke: tWLWhU4KuKQ
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    tkDLW59dO8c There is an offshoot called "angry goat remix" that's worth a look.
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    Zombie Preparedness

    Should get you thru Friday night, for sure, and they are always the worst.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dwR-F79MjU&feature=related 8dwR-F79MjU
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    NO SEX Since 1955 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem...
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    Yes, one day a year. But you missed it. ;)
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    Getting things done: Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later, I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you...
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    Snowmobile Hill Climb http://www.zapiks.fr/share/player.swf?file=50284
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    Wife's Diary v. Husband's Diary Wife's Diary Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it...