Recent content by Poe's Law

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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (May 2020)

    I’m embarrassed by how long it took my to crack this.
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    Illini Basketball 2020-2021

    Dare I say, I’d put a beach house on Damonte starting at the beginning of the season... and I wouldn’t bet against him starting at the end.
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (May 2020)

    I'll take Shannon Brown... here's hoping Adam Miller makes me change my mind.
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    2020 NBA Draft

    The NBA or nothing makes sense. If they are entertaining other pro options, they would certainly stay in the draft (right?) And I like that 35% chance about 17% more than the 30% chance you gave earlier (also bad at math)
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    Illini Basketball 2020-2021

    Whoa... I didn't remember that Miller won the Gatorade player of the year last year as well. Pretty good company as a back to back winner.
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (April 2020)

    I think my call would be “FOR THREEE.... GOODE!!!!” But I may stick with Schmack!
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (April 2020)

    Some of the shots were from near the three point line and others were closer to the three point line on the opposite end of the court... that's scoring from any range. I'll give him the technically correct rating.
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (April 2020)

    glad to know I wasn’t alone.
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    Jamall Walker hired as assistant at Grand Canyon

    I can't say what he meant, but I read it as Whitman shouldn't get credit for landing Gentry. And that Underwood is the one who turned lemons into lemonade. Really hoping that circle gets a square here.
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    Alan Griffin transfers to Syracuse

    Sounds like marriage to me.
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    Alan Griffin transfers to Syracuse

    I’m guessing he’s banking on new transfer rules... I’ll be surprised and saddened if he goes the hostile environment route, unless he chooses Rutgers and is anticipating coming back to the SFC.
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    Alan Griffin transfers to Syracuse

    Those two seem incongruent.
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    Alan Griffin transfers to Syracuse

    At first, but it's gonna force him to sink or swim and improve his ball handling. As much as I hate to say it, it could be in his best interest. And I'm bummed for us.
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    Shaquille O'Neal Almost An Illini

    That’s the first time I heard about Shaq... Rennie’s dunk would have been relegated to practice reports
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    The Kingfisher

    time is a flat circle