The Sprouting Divot

The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here!

Farting on escalators, as well as in elevators and revolving doors
Birthday
Mar 31, 1976 (Age: 43)
Location
Miracle Mile
School Affiliation
Illinois
Occupation
Purveyor of Brown Helmets

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The waitress said, "We have stuffed mushrooms, veal-stuffed shells, white pizza, pasta, steamed mussels...." "Just keep it coming," Rick Majerus replied. "Would you like some veal parmesan?" "Yeah, we'll take five of those." The waitress walked away. "Does she know I'm not kidding?" Majerus said. "I hope she knows I'm not kidding."
[Sports Illustrated, 3/17/2000]