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    Poll for UIUC grads

    Maybe, but probably not. Amtrak is also a viable option for people not looking to drive themselves.
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (May 2019)

    The Joke was recently spotted by a UPS driver in front of the Assembly Hall, and also rumored to be looking at land in Mahomet.
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    Iowa 83, Illinois 62 POSTGAME

    ThePriceIsRightFartTrumpet.mp3
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    Penn State 72, Illinois 56 POSTGAME

    I sure do hate losing to this Penn State team.
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    Alma Otter

    I've long felt that we should strive to offend everyone equally with whatever comes next - the University of Illinois Fighting Butt Pustules or similar. But this Otter idea is so transparently and aggressively inoffensive that I'd be okay with it too.
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    Purdue 73, Illinois 56 POSTGAME

    Yeah, it was consistently bad for both teams, almost in runs where one side would get the benefit of the lousy calls for a while, and then the exponentially lousier makeup calls would benefit the other team, and so on. Ultimately, however, the Officiating Pendulum of Doodoo had too much...
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    Syracuse Coach Jim Boeheim struck and killed a pedestrian in a highway crash

    I guess it's fair to say that you're not willing to take that gamble?
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    Notre Dame 76, Illinois 74 POSTGAME

    Man, I like Trent. These guys aren't quite on the same page as each other yet. Too many incorrect assumptions about what a teammate is going to do, or where he will be - especially evident in hustle/scramble situations and fast breaks. If they can become more "telepathic" with each other, for...
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    Georgetown 88, Illinois 80 POSTGAME

    Sad to see that Sideline Suzy's seats were renewed.
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    Comcast/BTN issue has been settled

    This certainly explains why their latest "upgrade" is such a disaster of unusability. It's very obviously and cleverly designed to be maximally enraging - such terribleness couldn't possibly have been the result of a thousand different accidents, but rather focus-grouped to bring about the...
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (April 2018)

    Sorry - hope I didn't piss you off.
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread (April 2018)

    Everyone who shows up should make sure to shower him with praise!