Recent content by The Sprouting Divot

Derek Holcomb

It's really remarkable how many times circumstances related to our teams have led to major policy changes. What all is on the list? No home games in the NCAA tournament (Kentucky), instant replay in football (Michigan) and in basketball (Miami), suspension without due process (this...

He's a classless turd and I wish him nothing but failure and disappointment.

Excerpts from a piece about how Dan Hurley views the parents as a critical factor in roster construction. When pressed on how he evaluates recruits' parents, Hurley said this: "Have they played on seven different travel teams? Have they transferred to four or five different high schools? When...

Counterpoint: I dislike his on-court attitude and look forward to watching him chuck meaningless threes in the closing seconds of losing efforts for some other team next year.

I'm so bored, I'm drinking bleach.

No such thing anymore...

The rest of us would settle for get the !!!! out of here.

This is how I read it. Edit - I guess I must be a racist too. Sorry, everyone, for whatever I've done wrong.

Those of us of a certain age are quite adept at ignoring the squiggly lines, and we would likely unanimously agree with your second sentence.

Scrod Blark.

Let's take about 66% off there, eh bud.

Not a bad comparison. Here's a partial account of the nonsense curated by a Longhorn fan: https://aggypedia.com/aggypedia/aggy-embarrassments/turditions/

They probably heard the phrase somewhere and are just repeating it.

We're recruiting early '00s Mazdas now.