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<blockquote data-quote="wpr" data-source="post: 527162" data-attributes="member: 4159"><p>A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.</p><p></p><p>The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."</p><p></p><p>Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."</p><p></p><p>The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."</p><p></p><p>Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey."</p><p></p><p>The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"?</p><p></p><p>Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off."</p><p></p><p>"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says.</p><p></p><p>"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." Kenny said.</p><p></p><p>A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"?</p><p></p><p>"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."</p><p></p><p>"Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked.</p><p></p><p>"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wpr, post: 527162, member: 4159"] A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "Okay then, just unload the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him"? Kenny said, "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer says. "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." Kenny said. A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey"? "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't anyone complain"? the farmer asked. "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." [/QUOTE]
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