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<blockquote data-quote="wpr" data-source="post: 527166" data-attributes="member: 4159"><p>An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.</p><p>She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.</p><p>The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."</p><p>A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wpr, post: 527166, member: 4159"] An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." [/QUOTE]
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