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<blockquote data-quote="ctblaisdell83" data-source="post: 623565"><p>Two producers in Hollywood having lunch. First producer says, "Hey, I finally got that movie in production. Gonna be huge."</p><p> </p><p>Second producer says, "Who you working with?"</p><p> </p><p>First producer says, "Well I'm all set with the Director. I got Spielberg."</p><p> </p><p>Second producer says, "Whoa! Steven Spielberg?"</p><p> </p><p>First producer says, "No. Bobby Spielberg - great kid just outta film school. And I got Streep for the female lead."</p><p> </p><p>Second producer says, "Really. Meryl Streep."</p><p> </p><p>First producer says, "No. I wish. It's Rebecca Streep. She's mostly done B movies, but she's good."</p><p> </p><p>Second producer says, "What about the male lead?"</p><p> </p><p>First producer says, "I've got Kutcher."</p><p> </p><p>Second producer says, "Ashton Kutcher?"</p><p> </p><p>First producer says, "Yeah."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ctblaisdell83, post: 623565"] Two producers in Hollywood having lunch. First producer says, "Hey, I finally got that movie in production. Gonna be huge." Second producer says, "Who you working with?" First producer says, "Well I'm all set with the Director. I got Spielberg." Second producer says, "Whoa! Steven Spielberg?" First producer says, "No. Bobby Spielberg - great kid just outta film school. And I got Streep for the female lead." Second producer says, "Really. Meryl Streep." First producer says, "No. I wish. It's Rebecca Streep. She's mostly done B movies, but she's good." Second producer says, "What about the male lead?" First producer says, "I've got Kutcher." Second producer says, "Ashton Kutcher?" First producer says, "Yeah." [/QUOTE]
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