Pregame: Illinois vs Iowa, Sunday, March 8th, 6:00pm CT, BTN

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Long-suffering Illini Fan #1: “We won again. We beat Iowa! This is good! But what is best in life?”

Long-Suffering Illni Fan #2: “The waving tall grass of the open East-Central Illinois prairie, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, the westerly wind in your hair!”

Long-suffering Illini Fan #1: "Ayo, what is best in life?"

Ayo: “To crush Iowa, to see them driven before us cowering, ravaged and slinking back toward their hovels on the Iowa River, and to hear the lamentation of their women! To advance aggressively into The Dance and repeatedly to smite our enemies furiously in this manner.”

Long-Suffering Illini Fans (chorus): "Yes. That is good."
Not sure I agree with the “waving tall grass” part...up here in the city we call it “weeds.”
 
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