Recent content by DrunkWastedHammeredIllini

With that last name and hometown, I have a good guess as to where he will end up.

I really like the versatility, athleticism, and talent that you guys have. Your squad will be.a real factor in the East provided they don't import any knuckleheads to ruin the chemistry like past iterations have done.

I see Keaton as potentially a better fit with the Clippers at 5 than Acuff or Flemings would be. He does all the stuff Kawhi doesn't and vice versa. And if they retain Benedict Mathurin, that's good size, length, and effort on the wing.

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I saw this video, that's what made me curious about why I hadn't heard about him.

Thank you for the feedback. Username absolutely checks out.

So for those who follow high school football, especially in the West Burbs, is Bennett Konkey a legitimate prospect? I know he's a track star, but is he a sleeper target for bigger football programs?

Okay. Maybe I’m inslopsicated. But isn’t it just a great place to be when the top portal target becomes a luxury?

Ty is one of my absolute favorite Illinois players. I am assuming he's walking across the stage and getting a University of Illinois degree. But even if he isn't, he's been an excellent program guy. And his rebounding tenacity in the 2024 B1G Tourney is one of my favorite memories of this era. I...

The best thing about Wonderful Monds IV is that he is the fourth. The fact that the name has survived that many generations in his family is a testament to the durability of making choices that make everyone around you say "well...that was certainly a choice."

Bolliver Shagnasty. He sounds like a villain from an Austin Powers movie. Bolliver Shagnasty. He sounds like Russell Brand's alter ego. Bolliver Shagnasty. He sounds like a British indie wrestler. Bolliver Shagnasty. He sounds like the guitar player of an 80s rock band that still opens for Def...

Goodman is on board. Time for more whiskey. Day drinking is the best kind.

I already did. And incidentally, rocking with Buffalo Trace tonight. #UserNameChecksOut