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  1. Jack's Raging Bile Duct

    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    OA >>> Fland + Jones = 🔥🔥🔥 Leave the board for a few hours to do the whole real world thing and pop back in to these new nuggets is like…
  2. Jack's Raging Bile Duct

    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    So Brad has gone from being open to oversigning by one to signing 12 and keeping a ride open? Logical, since he only goes 8-9 deep in the rotation… Message board expectations, much like recruiting and portal, mayhem… must remain in a fluid state :chief:
  3. Jack's Raging Bile Duct

    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    True, but I’m not exactly sure how plugged in or how closely he really follows the program beyond his weekly announcing assignments. More than a few times he’s said some eyebrow-raising things during an Illini broadcast. He did a game this past season where he kept calling DGL “Druh-Gibbs...
  4. Jack's Raging Bile Duct

    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    The comps to DWill are pulling at my nostalgic heartstrings. Maybe Summer Bod by Fletch instead of a wired-shut, broken jaw diet will yield the same results, as far as soph to jr quantum leap we saw with Deron back between ‘04-‘05.
  5. Jack's Raging Bile Duct

    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    The game is afoot… let Brad do his thing, folks. Then again… F@ck it… go nuts, you nervous Nancies 😂
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    As stated by a few of our more reasoned, seasoned posters. As a depth piece, good length, not exactly below the rim but not super explosive, played on a sh!t Louisville team… let’s just trust that the coaches know what they’re doing and the kid will be a positive addition to the program. In...
  7. Jack's Raging Bile Duct

    Coaching Carousel (Basketball)

    Went to bed early last night… what’s all the hub bub, bub?
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    UConn 77, Illinois 52 Postgame

    I just cleaned my toilet and brushed my Great Pyrenees, both are moderately unpleasant necessities in my life. I recommend anyone struggling with the taste of this stinky, grilled poop sandwich to tackle an equally unpleasant task this evening, followed by some constructive burning of anything...
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    Pregame: Illinois vs UConn, Saturday, March 30th, 5:09pm CT, TBS

    WARNING: Wall of text coming at ya. I’ll try to break it up into readable paragraphs. Tyler has caught some flak through the years, but this is just super groovy… seeing his affect on his pappy during certain points throughout the season, having their moments to level each other out by a...
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    Illinois 85, Morehead State 69 Postgame

    My mind wanders to the same places… HOWEVER: Plenty of time to pontificate on these matters during the post season, my friend. Worries for another day. For now, we savor the sweet taste of glorious victory and delicious anticipation for Saturday’s battle.
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    Illinois 85, Morehead State 69 Postgame

    DAINJA ZONE, BABAY!!!
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    Pregame: Illinois at Iowa, Sunday, March 10th, 6:00pm CT, FS1

    Will be in attendance +3, driving out from the Illinois side of the QCA. Having an old fashioned and a burger at one of my favorite joints along the river and will be in Iowa City, decently buzzed, well adjusted and ready to cheer loudly for the beloved. Hoping to see plenty of orange there at...
  13. Jack's Raging Bile Duct

    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    Appreciate ya, Pru… I really really do
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    Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

    My conspiracy-mindedness will not allow me to discount the possibility that what we are suddenly hearing about DGL and Ty's abilities & potential at PG is coming from an in-house desire to get the fans off of Underwood's backside, in regards to the perceived failure to procure RayJ or <insert...