I never realized Bruce finished with 799 games coached. My OCD simply wants SIU (I think SIU would be fitting) to sign him to a one-game contract so that he can finish up at 800.
Trying to be constructive with my feelings...
I've not been as good as I could about financially supporting Illini athletics. If I want to change that and also support the football success, where should I donate?
IFund, ICON, both, somewhere else?
For DI Football schools, just eyeballing it, Bowling Green (WKU) appears to be the closest as the bird flies, with Vanderbilt, Indiana, and Illinois being not much further. None are even close to 100 mile radius.