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<blockquote data-quote="RabidDawgClassic" data-source="post: 1940346" data-attributes="member: 748042"><p>Not Illini related, but it reminds me of a story from several years back when I was working in the St. Louis Cardinals press box. I went to the bathroom there, which on one wall had three urinals, and on the opposite wall was a single urinal and the stall. On this particular occasion, two of the three urinals on the one wall were occupied by two old men, with the middle urinal open. So naturally, as urinal etiquette dictates, I chose to use the single urinal on the opposite wall.</p><p></p><p>As I’m relieving myself, a fourth person enters the room and heads toward the last remaining urinal. I immediately recognize the unique, booming voice of Mike Shannon who loudly proclaims “well, whatta ya know… I’m pi$$in’ between two hall of famers!”</p><p></p><p>Yes…it turns out that my strict adherence to unwritten men’s room rules had cost me the chance to take a leak between Stan Musial and Enos “Country” Slaughter. Missed opportunity.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RabidDawgClassic, post: 1940346, member: 748042"] Not Illini related, but it reminds me of a story from several years back when I was working in the St. Louis Cardinals press box. I went to the bathroom there, which on one wall had three urinals, and on the opposite wall was a single urinal and the stall. On this particular occasion, two of the three urinals on the one wall were occupied by two old men, with the middle urinal open. So naturally, as urinal etiquette dictates, I chose to use the single urinal on the opposite wall. As I’m relieving myself, a fourth person enters the room and heads toward the last remaining urinal. I immediately recognize the unique, booming voice of Mike Shannon who loudly proclaims “well, whatta ya know… I’m pi$$in’ between two hall of famers!” Yes…it turns out that my strict adherence to unwritten men’s room rules had cost me the chance to take a leak between Stan Musial and Enos “Country” Slaughter. Missed opportunity. [/QUOTE]
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