Illinois 24, Charlotte 14 Postgame

dave chappelle blouses GIF
Bethesda, Maryland
I spent the bulk of the game at hiking at Bushkill Falls...

...And the good guys won.

I accept my fate for the remainder of the season.
Don't sweat it. I spent the entire game pruning trees in my backyard. I believe between the two of us that we created a MontCo MD sink of Illini frustration that left only ambrosial delight in the form of Chase Brown on the (metaphorically) sun-kissed surface of Zuppke Field.

I don't know if I have enough yardwork remaining to repeat this for Wisconsin. Perhaps I can just wander into my neighbors' yards and begin hacking back their foliage every game Saturday until Thanksgiving. I mean, the leaves will be falling by mid-November so they probably won't mind by then.