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<blockquote data-quote="illinirazorback" data-source="post: 272030"><p>Don't know if this has been done, but every now and then I come across a great joke to share with my friends. Don't really want to start a new thread for each joke, so I thought maybe a thread dedicated to jokes would be fun. Naturally, crude jokes welcome...</p><p></p><p></p><p>A man seeking to join a south Texas sheriffs dept. is being interviewed. </p><p></p><p>The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists and a rabbit." </p><p></p><p>"Why the rabbit?" </p><p></p><p>"That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="illinirazorback, post: 272030"] Don't know if this has been done, but every now and then I come across a great joke to share with my friends. Don't really want to start a new thread for each joke, so I thought maybe a thread dedicated to jokes would be fun. Naturally, crude jokes welcome... A man seeking to join a south Texas sheriffs dept. is being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" "That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?" [/QUOTE]
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