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<blockquote data-quote="SaltLife" data-source="post: 409491"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">here is one:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The birch says he cannot tell.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A woman in Atlantic City was losing at the roulette wheel. When she was down to her last 10 dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. “Why don’t you play your age?” he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put all her money on the table.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The next thing the guy with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. “Did she win?” he asked. “No” replied the attendant. “She put 10 dollars on 33 and 46 came in.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">”</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">“Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?” </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">“No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SaltLife, post: 409491"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]here is one:[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]The birch says he cannot tell.[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. [/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.[/SIZE] [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]A woman in Atlantic City was losing at the roulette wheel. When she was down to her last 10 dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. “Why don’t you play your age?” he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put all her money on the table. The next thing the guy with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. “Did she win?” he asked. “No” replied the attendant. “She put 10 dollars on 33 and 46 came in. ”[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!” “Dear God! Did you try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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