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<blockquote data-quote="longlivetheredhorde" data-source="post: 417749"><p>It's a man's first day in prison and he's really nervous. And an older convict comes up to him and says, "hey kid, take it easy, prison life's ok." The man says, "It is?" And the old man says, "absolutely, let me ask you something, do you like Italian food?" The man says, "yeah I love Italian food." The older convict says, "every monday we cook a big Italian dinner, and let me ask you, do you like baseball?" He says, " I love baseball." The convict replies, "every tuesday we play a baseball game in the yard, and then he says, do you like movies?" The guy says, "I love movies." The convict says, "every wednesday, we show first run movies in the auditorium." The older convict then says, "let me ask you something else, are you a homosexual?" The guy says "No." The older convict says, "oh, you're not going to like Thursdays."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="longlivetheredhorde, post: 417749"] It's a man's first day in prison and he's really nervous. And an older convict comes up to him and says, "hey kid, take it easy, prison life's ok." The man says, "It is?" And the old man says, "absolutely, let me ask you something, do you like Italian food?" The man says, "yeah I love Italian food." The older convict says, "every monday we cook a big Italian dinner, and let me ask you, do you like baseball?" He says, " I love baseball." The convict replies, "every tuesday we play a baseball game in the yard, and then he says, do you like movies?" The guy says, "I love movies." The convict says, "every wednesday, we show first run movies in the auditorium." The older convict then says, "let me ask you something else, are you a homosexual?" The guy says "No." The older convict says, "oh, you're not going to like Thursdays." [/QUOTE]
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