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<blockquote data-quote="NV Illini 74" data-source="post: 427048"><p>A Fairy Tale (relayed from the front)</p><p></p><p>Once upon a time, a Navy Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?” </p><p> </p><p>The Princess said “NO!!” </p><p> </p><p>So the pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, made many deployments, got good promotions and duty stations and made love to skinny big-breasted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to men's clubs and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum, did shooters and Flaming Hookers and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on a deployment and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank, never heard !!!!!ing and never paid child support or alimony, and left the toilet seat up. </p><p> </p><p>The End</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NV Illini 74, post: 427048"] A Fairy Tale (relayed from the front) Once upon a time, a Navy Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?” The Princess said “NO!!” So the pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, made many deployments, got good promotions and duty stations and made love to skinny big-breasted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to men's clubs and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum, did shooters and Flaming Hookers and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on a deployment and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank, never heard !!!!!ing and never paid child support or alimony, and left the toilet seat up. The End [/QUOTE]
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