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<blockquote data-quote="wpr" data-source="post: 440085" data-attributes="member: 4159"><p>An elderly couple were sitting in chairs on their front porch. The wife was knitting and her husband reading the newspaper. They had done this every evening for years. Most evenings they didn't talk very much.</p><p>One evening they had been sitting there for about an hour without speaking when the wife reached over and hit her husband just as hard as she could knocking him out of his chair an on to the porch. His paper went one direction and his glasses in another. He picked himself up, grabbed his glasses and pulled the paper back together. He sat back down and for the longest time he didn't say anything. Finally after about 15 minutes he looked over at his wife and asked her what that was for.</p><p>"That was for being such a lousy lover for all these years." And she went on knitting. Her husband didn't say a word. He went back to reading his paper. Finally after about a half an hour he smacked her with the back of his hand knocking her out of her chair. Her knitting ball rolled off the porch. Her glasses into the nearby planter. </p><p>She picked herself up, pulled her self together and sat back down. After a little while her curiosity got the better of her and she asked her husband what that was for.</p><p>He replied, "That was for knowing the difference."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wpr, post: 440085, member: 4159"] An elderly couple were sitting in chairs on their front porch. The wife was knitting and her husband reading the newspaper. They had done this every evening for years. Most evenings they didn't talk very much. One evening they had been sitting there for about an hour without speaking when the wife reached over and hit her husband just as hard as she could knocking him out of his chair an on to the porch. His paper went one direction and his glasses in another. He picked himself up, grabbed his glasses and pulled the paper back together. He sat back down and for the longest time he didn't say anything. Finally after about 15 minutes he looked over at his wife and asked her what that was for. "That was for being such a lousy lover for all these years." And she went on knitting. Her husband didn't say a word. He went back to reading his paper. Finally after about a half an hour he smacked her with the back of his hand knocking her out of her chair. Her knitting ball rolled off the porch. Her glasses into the nearby planter. She picked herself up, pulled her self together and sat back down. After a little while her curiosity got the better of her and she asked her husband what that was for. He replied, "That was for knowing the difference." [/QUOTE]
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