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<blockquote data-quote="bmb777" data-source="post: 465218"><p>2 jokes.</p><p></p><p>and old man is stopped for speeding at 2am. the officer asks him where is he going at 2am? he tells the cop he's going to a lecture about alcohol abuse, stopping smoking, and staying out too late. officer asks him who is giving that lecture at 2am? the man replies, my wife.</p><p></p><p></p><p>and 2nd joke</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.</p><p> </p><p>‘I don’t want to know,’ Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused his father asks what is wrong. ‘Oh daddy,’ Johnny sobs. ‘At age six I got the “there is no Santa” speech. At age seven I got the “there is no Easter bunny” speech. Then at age eight you hit me with the “there is no tooth fairy” speech! If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really screw, I’ve got nothing left to live for.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bmb777, post: 465218"] 2 jokes. and old man is stopped for speeding at 2am. the officer asks him where is he going at 2am? he tells the cop he's going to a lecture about alcohol abuse, stopping smoking, and staying out too late. officer asks him who is giving that lecture at 2am? the man replies, my wife. and 2nd joke Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. ‘I don’t want to know,’ Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused his father asks what is wrong. ‘Oh daddy,’ Johnny sobs. ‘At age six I got the “there is no Santa” speech. At age seven I got the “there is no Easter bunny” speech. Then at age eight you hit me with the “there is no tooth fairy” speech! If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really screw, I’ve got nothing left to live for.” [/QUOTE]
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