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<blockquote data-quote="NV Illini 74" data-source="post: 479733"><p>A cold front moves in and a little bird realizes he should have migrated south some time ago.</p><p>Frantically, the bird takes off, but soon his wings begin icing over, and he crashes into a farmer's field.</p><p>Near death, a cow passes by a $hit$ on the bird.</p><p>Bemoaning his fate, the bird soon discovers that the $hit has thawed his wings, and he would survive and soon be on his way again!</p><p>Overjoyed, the little bird begins to sing a happy song.</p><p>Hearing this, the farmer's cat tracks down the source of the music and eats the bird.</p><p></p><p>There are no less than 3 morals to this story:</p><p></p><p>1. He who $hits on you is not necessarily your enemy;</p><p>2. He who gets you out of the $hit is not necessarily your friend; and</p><p>3. If you are warm and happy in a pile of $hit... KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ! !</p><p></p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NV Illini 74, post: 479733"] A cold front moves in and a little bird realizes he should have migrated south some time ago. Frantically, the bird takes off, but soon his wings begin icing over, and he crashes into a farmer's field. Near death, a cow passes by a $hit$ on the bird. Bemoaning his fate, the bird soon discovers that the $hit has thawed his wings, and he would survive and soon be on his way again! Overjoyed, the little bird begins to sing a happy song. Hearing this, the farmer's cat tracks down the source of the music and eats the bird. There are no less than 3 morals to this story: 1. He who $hits on you is not necessarily your enemy; 2. He who gets you out of the $hit is not necessarily your friend; and 3. If you are warm and happy in a pile of $hit... KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ! ! :D [/QUOTE]
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