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<blockquote data-quote="wpr" data-source="post: 518393" data-attributes="member: 4159"><p>more Churchillisms:</p><p>Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.</p><p>Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it</p><p></p><p>Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.</p><p>Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.</p><p></p><p>Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.</p><p>Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.</p><p></p><p>He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath. (Referring to Charles De Gaulle)</p><p></p><p>The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wpr, post: 518393, member: 4159"] more Churchillisms: Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk. Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober. Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet. Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands. He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath. (Referring to Charles De Gaulle) The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. [/QUOTE]
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