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<blockquote data-quote="NV Illini 74" data-source="post: 529320"><p>Getting things done:</p><p></p><p>Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.</p><p></p><p>I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.</p><p></p><p>I hung up. A minute later, I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."</p><p></p><p>Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.</p><p></p><p>One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them."</p><p></p><p>To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NV Illini 74, post: 529320"] Getting things done: Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later, I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them." Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them." To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available." [/QUOTE]
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