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<blockquote data-quote="NV Illini 74" data-source="post: 569641"><p><strong>Frank</strong></p><p></p><p>A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi going by.</p><p>He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,</p><p>'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.</p><p> </p><p>Passenger: 'Who?'</p><p></p><p>Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.</p><p>He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab,</p><p>things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.</p><p></p><p>Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody. </p><p></p><p>Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.</p><p>He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and </p><p>you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.</p><p></p><p>Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special</p><p></p><p>Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.</p><p>He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.</p><p>Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.' </p><p></p><p>Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then. </p><p> </p><p>Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always </p><p>seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and </p><p>make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was</p><p>always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one</p><p>could ever measure up to Frank Feldman. </p><p></p><p>Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet him? </p><p></p><p>Cabbie: 'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his f***ing wife."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NV Illini 74, post: 569641"] [B]Frank[/B] A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time. Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody. Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy. Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.' Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then. Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman. Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet him? Cabbie: 'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his f***ing wife." [/QUOTE]
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