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<blockquote data-quote="dansaint" data-source="post: 602658" data-attributes="member: 5265"><p>All right. Got one....you may have heard it before:</p><p></p><p>Doctor is sitting in his office with his head in his hands. He is very distraught.</p><p></p><p>"I should have never slept with one of my patients. I have violated every oath I've ever taken."</p><p></p><p>A few hours pass and he's still very distraught over the incident.</p><p></p><p>Finally...a little angel appears on his shoulder.</p><p></p><p>"Don't worry, my child. You aren't the first to have an affair with a patient and you won't be the last. You are forgiven. Don't be so hard on yourself."</p><p></p><p>The doctor starts to feel a little bit better then but the devil appears on his other shoulder.</p><p></p><p>"I suppose you are gonna tell me something similar?" The doctor asks the devil.</p><p></p><p>"NO, you sick freak, you're a vetrenarian!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dansaint, post: 602658, member: 5265"] All right. Got one....you may have heard it before: Doctor is sitting in his office with his head in his hands. He is very distraught. "I should have never slept with one of my patients. I have violated every oath I've ever taken." A few hours pass and he's still very distraught over the incident. Finally...a little angel appears on his shoulder. "Don't worry, my child. You aren't the first to have an affair with a patient and you won't be the last. You are forgiven. Don't be so hard on yourself." The doctor starts to feel a little bit better then but the devil appears on his other shoulder. "I suppose you are gonna tell me something similar?" The doctor asks the devil. "NO, you sick freak, you're a vetrenarian!" [/QUOTE]
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