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<blockquote data-quote="bmb777" data-source="post: 629551"><p>I stole this joke from Uiba99, she had it on her facebook.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A lawyer dies and is waiting at the gates of Heaven when God shows up and tells him that everyone is given a choice. they may spend eternity in Heaven or in Hell and they may take a day in each before they make their decision. The lawyer spends his first day in Heaven. Everything is very peaceful, beautiful and care-free. Everyone simply lays about on clouds in comfort for all eternity. The lawyer thinks it is all very nice. The lawyer then travels down to Hell. In Hell he meets many of his old friends around a beautiful bar where the finest drinks are being poured. His friends greet him warmly and the day is spent in many sorts of exciting activity, eating great food and just having the the most entertaining time the lawyer has ever known. His day is finished and he is sent back up to the gates of Heaven. God asks the lawyer how he wishes to vote. the lawyer says, "God, I like it very much up here in Heaven, but my friends are all in Hell. We had the most wonderful day together and I think I'd very much like that to continue for eternity. Thank You, but my vote is for an eternity in Hell." God accepts his vote and the lawyer is sent immediately to Hell. The lawyer is greeted by an inferno, a lake of acid, acrid air and the screams of torment coming from all of his friends. The lawyer turns to Satan and asks, "How can this be? This isn't what hell was like yesterday? What happened to all the fun? The promises of an eternity of merriment?" Satan replied, "Yesterday we were campaigning, THIS is what you voted for!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bmb777, post: 629551"] I stole this joke from Uiba99, she had it on her facebook. A lawyer dies and is waiting at the gates of Heaven when God shows up and tells him that everyone is given a choice. they may spend eternity in Heaven or in Hell and they may take a day in each before they make their decision. The lawyer spends his first day in Heaven. Everything is very peaceful, beautiful and care-free. Everyone simply lays about on clouds in comfort for all eternity. The lawyer thinks it is all very nice. The lawyer then travels down to Hell. In Hell he meets many of his old friends around a beautiful bar where the finest drinks are being poured. His friends greet him warmly and the day is spent in many sorts of exciting activity, eating great food and just having the the most entertaining time the lawyer has ever known. His day is finished and he is sent back up to the gates of Heaven. God asks the lawyer how he wishes to vote. the lawyer says, "God, I like it very much up here in Heaven, but my friends are all in Hell. We had the most wonderful day together and I think I'd very much like that to continue for eternity. Thank You, but my vote is for an eternity in Hell." God accepts his vote and the lawyer is sent immediately to Hell. The lawyer is greeted by an inferno, a lake of acid, acrid air and the screams of torment coming from all of his friends. The lawyer turns to Satan and asks, "How can this be? This isn't what hell was like yesterday? What happened to all the fun? The promises of an eternity of merriment?" Satan replied, "Yesterday we were campaigning, THIS is what you voted for!" [/QUOTE]
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