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<blockquote data-quote="WinOrElse" data-source="post: 678967"><p>In a 4th grade class in Bloomington, Indiana the teacher asks her students "How many of you are Hoosier fans?" Every kid raises their hand except for little Johnny. </p><p> </p><p>Teacher: "Johnny, you're not a Hoosier fan?"</p><p> </p><p>Johnny: "No, ma'am, I'm an Illini fan."</p><p> </p><p>Teacher: "Well, why in the world would you be an Illini fan."</p><p> </p><p>Johnny: "Well, ma'am, my Mom and Dad both went to Illinois and they're both Illini fans, so I'm an Illini fan, too."</p><p> </p><p>Teacher: "Well, Johnny, what if I told you your Mom was an idiot and your Dad was a moron?" </p><p> </p><p>Johnny: "Then I guess I'd be a Hoosier fan."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WinOrElse, post: 678967"] In a 4th grade class in Bloomington, Indiana the teacher asks her students "How many of you are Hoosier fans?" Every kid raises their hand except for little Johnny. Teacher: "Johnny, you're not a Hoosier fan?" Johnny: "No, ma'am, I'm an Illini fan." Teacher: "Well, why in the world would you be an Illini fan." Johnny: "Well, ma'am, my Mom and Dad both went to Illinois and they're both Illini fans, so I'm an Illini fan, too." Teacher: "Well, Johnny, what if I told you your Mom was an idiot and your Dad was a moron?" Johnny: "Then I guess I'd be a Hoosier fan." [/QUOTE]
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