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<blockquote data-quote="wpr" data-source="post: 761162" data-attributes="member: 4159"><p>Time to dust off the joke thread-</p><p></p><p>A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.</p><p></p><p>The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.</p><p></p><p> She texted:</p><p></p><p> If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.</p><p> If you are laughing, send me your smile.</p><p> If you are eating, send me a bite.</p><p> If you are drinking, send me a sip.</p><p> If you are crying, send me your tears.</p><p> I love you.</p><p></p><p> The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:</p><p></p><p> I'm on the toilet. Please advise.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wpr, post: 761162, member: 4159"] Time to dust off the joke thread- A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. [/QUOTE]
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