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<blockquote data-quote="pruman91" data-source="post: 1645069" data-attributes="member: 3916"><p>[ATTACH=full]11082[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><em><strong>You know,................................This Old-Age crap is really starting to frost my gonads.....It really really is , and IF you have ever had frosted gonads , then you know it's not a top ten pleasurable activity to have thrust upon you......</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><em><strong>Here's the NOT TOP TEN FUN FACTS ABOUT OLD-AGE..........................</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><em><strong>10............farts stink more</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>9.............clothes stop fitting properly</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>8.............foods I like now don't like me</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>7.............less friends to call and shoot the s**t with</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>6.............your doctor is on your x-mas card mailing list</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>5.............smoking more and enjoying it less</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>4.............smoking more and enjoying it more</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>3.............BM's now means BM now.......stay close to crapper</strong></em></p><p> <em><strong>2............pee parades are a nightly thing without floats and scantily clad women</strong></em></p><p><strong><em> 1............sex is just another 3 letter word used infrequently</em></strong></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]11083[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><strong><em>So, I hope I helped one person today with what to look for as the days fly by......</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pruman91, post: 1645069, member: 3916"] [ATTACH type="full" alt="OIP (13).jpg"]11082[/ATTACH] [I][B]You know,................................This Old-Age crap is really starting to frost my gonads.....It really really is , and IF you have ever had frosted gonads , then you know it's not a top ten pleasurable activity to have thrust upon you...... Here's the NOT TOP TEN FUN FACTS ABOUT OLD-AGE.......................... 10............farts stink more 9.............clothes stop fitting properly 8.............foods I like now don't like me 7.............less friends to call and shoot the s**t with 6.............your doctor is on your x-mas card mailing list 5.............smoking more and enjoying it less 4.............smoking more and enjoying it more 3.............BM's now means BM now.......stay close to crapper 2............pee parades are a nightly thing without floats and scantily clad women[/B][/I] [B][I] 1............sex is just another 3 letter word used infrequently[/I][/B] [ATTACH type="full" alt="OIP (13).jpg"]11083[/ATTACH] [B][I]So, I hope I helped one person today with what to look for as the days fly by......[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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