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<blockquote data-quote="pruman91" data-source="post: 1645871" data-attributes="member: 3916"><p>[ATTACH=full]11190[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Good morning Old-Age members.........it's a beautiful morning .......i say that because I have been without the dastardly migraine headache for over 12 hours now......I hope it is in my rear view mirror and stays there...it sapped the crap out of me and my aura...and I need all the aura I can get and hold onto....</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><strong><em>Speculating on life as i frequently do, there are times when distant memories come to mind for no apparent reason....I was laying down watching TV last night and a flood of childhood memories came to me , catching me off guard with what they represented and why I was having them.....</em></strong></p><p></p><p><em><strong>The first memory is probably the earliest memory I can recall without hypnosis......I was in a plastic swimming pool around the age of 3....you know those pools where the water never covers the crack of your buttocks completely....Anyway, i'm setting there watching my parents, their brothers and sisters and a lot of my cousins just be naturally boondocky.....I see one of uncles playing with a rooster....he always was messing around with the barnyard animals....I don't know why, but I asked him years later and he didn't want to talk about it at all....I thought that was strange, but who am I to judge ??</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><strong><em>So he has the rooster in both hands and then he starts to twirl the rooster like a baton and then he snaps his hand back and , voila , the chicken lands on his feet and starts running around my pool....i thought , now that was a feat made for tv.....maybe The Ed Sullivan Show......That rooster ran at least 15-20 times around my pool , graceful as could be....then I noticed something.....My uncle had the rooster's head in one of his hands ......then I looked at the rooster and he had blood shooting up from his neck like an oil rig that had just struck oil, only his oil was red and when it ran out , he slumped down and kicked a couple times .....then it was over.....</em></strong></p><p></p><p>F<em><strong>unny how you remember those fun times , as I'm sure I laughed along with the rest of my family at the funny looking headless rooster trying to break the sound barrier.....</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><strong><em>The moral to today's vignette is to never let my uncle get his neck snapping hands on you and sometimes it's best to not ask questions about animals and relatives.....</em></strong></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]11191[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Memories....the gift that keeps me up at night.................</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pruman91, post: 1645871, member: 3916"] [ATTACH type="full"]11190[/ATTACH] [I][B]Good morning Old-Age members.........it's a beautiful morning .......i say that because I have been without the dastardly migraine headache for over 12 hours now......I hope it is in my rear view mirror and stays there...it sapped the crap out of me and my aura...and I need all the aura I can get and hold onto.... [/B][/I] [B][I]Speculating on life as i frequently do, there are times when distant memories come to mind for no apparent reason....I was laying down watching TV last night and a flood of childhood memories came to me , catching me off guard with what they represented and why I was having them.....[/I][/B] [I][B]The first memory is probably the earliest memory I can recall without hypnosis......I was in a plastic swimming pool around the age of 3....you know those pools where the water never covers the crack of your buttocks completely....Anyway, i'm setting there watching my parents, their brothers and sisters and a lot of my cousins just be naturally boondocky.....I see one of uncles playing with a rooster....he always was messing around with the barnyard animals....I don't know why, but I asked him years later and he didn't want to talk about it at all....I thought that was strange, but who am I to judge ?? [/B][/I] [B][I]So he has the rooster in both hands and then he starts to twirl the rooster like a baton and then he snaps his hand back and , voila , the chicken lands on his feet and starts running around my pool....i thought , now that was a feat made for tv.....maybe The Ed Sullivan Show......That rooster ran at least 15-20 times around my pool , graceful as could be....then I noticed something.....My uncle had the rooster's head in one of his hands ......then I looked at the rooster and he had blood shooting up from his neck like an oil rig that had just struck oil, only his oil was red and when it ran out , he slumped down and kicked a couple times .....then it was over.....[/I][/B] F[I][B]unny how you remember those fun times , as I'm sure I laughed along with the rest of my family at the funny looking headless rooster trying to break the sound barrier..... [/B][/I] [B][I]The moral to today's vignette is to never let my uncle get his neck snapping hands on you and sometimes it's best to not ask questions about animals and relatives.....[/I][/B] [ATTACH type="full"]11191[/ATTACH] [B][I]Memories....the gift that keeps me up at night.................[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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