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<blockquote data-quote="pruman91" data-source="post: 1664376" data-attributes="member: 3916"><p>[ATTACH=full]12439[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><em><strong>Good morning bros and sis'...........................It's a wonderful day to be alive here in Paducah , KY...................It's raining and will continue to rain until around noon.....That's ok with me as I have a great home , with the internet and streaming TV that will more than occupy my time.....Toss in some hydrocodone and 420's and what else could a 70 year old toothless Illini fan ask for...................Oh, you say how bout a neighbor lady ready to soothe the savage beast in me....Well, now that you brought it up , I say hells yeah.....I have got it the proverbial "" made "" in the shade.........</strong></em></p><p></p><p><strong><em>My gums feel like ground beef through the grinder but I got those nasty decayed stubs of perforated enamel out and doc says I should start to feel better soon....OK , I;m ready , as my time on earth diminishes every day and I need to feel as good as possible for all the ladies out there that need my attention and expertise....nuff said....</em></strong></p><p></p><p><em><strong>On the subject of my bestest bud he got great news on the MRI on his prostrate......no cancer and he is taking a relatively new drug to shrink his prostrate and then get another biopsy in February 2022.........So he is relieved and also he gets to take off the flak defrib jacket later this month......</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><em><strong>I called my 91 yr old mother to tell her I survived the attack on my gums and when she answered the phone she was crying....I immediately thought about my dad but it wasn't dad....But it was bad as my most favorite aunt and my mom's sister , Marcia Dee , had passed away earlier Tuesday....I told mom she was my favorite aunt and she said yes and you were her most favorite nephew......Dee used to tell me that she was my real mom and to come to her if I needed anything......i was only 4-5 yrs old and I believed her until mom one time heard Dee say that to me and she raised almighty hell with her younger sister....Mom has 9 brothers and sisters.......4 brothers and 5 sisters....Now there's been 2 brothers and 2 sisters who have passed away........For those of you who haven't experienced a loss of a close family member , the first thing that happens to me is reliving memories of the passed relative ....it is emotional to say the least and since I don't have a brother or sister , and I'm the oldest grandchild out of 20 or so grandkids I was usually looked upon as another member of moms bros and sis'......</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><em><strong>See, life marches on to it's own drumbeat no matter how bad it hurts or good it feels to make a new connection in your amorous adventures......I am contemplating a vacation to Columbia to hook up with a lady I met online.....Yep, MET ONLINE.......She's a great dancer , and has a fabulous body and beautiful face and is 25 yrs old....I told her I was 55....Well, one time I was 55 so I'm not really lying am I ????????....My good bros here will agree with me</strong></em></p><p><em><strong>(I hope )....But that adventure is still in the planning stages so I have a fund started to accomplish my goals there...</strong></em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><em><strong>It's 5:30 am here and I am listening to Kacey Musgraves new CD ""Star Crossed ""...............It is excellent and worthy of time spent listening to it...Her lyrics are pertinent and make you ponder her intent....And she has a great earth tone voice with the CD being excellently produced ....I give it a 5 * 's...</strong></em></p><p></p><p><strong><em>Time to finish my oatmeal ( ugh ) and take my pain pill ( yeah ) so I will catch all of you later....................</em></strong></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]12440[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><strong><em>This is how I looked on that 3rd difficult tooth extraction......yes , that is what I wore to the dentist ....They laughed.....they really did...</em></strong></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]12441[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Columbian women are my weakness.........They really really are ...someone help me please...I need help....I really really do......</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pruman91, post: 1664376, member: 3916"] [ATTACH type="full" alt="OIP (13).jpg"]12439[/ATTACH] [I][B]Good morning bros and sis'...........................It's a wonderful day to be alive here in Paducah , KY...................It's raining and will continue to rain until around noon.....That's ok with me as I have a great home , with the internet and streaming TV that will more than occupy my time.....Toss in some hydrocodone and 420's and what else could a 70 year old toothless Illini fan ask for...................Oh, you say how bout a neighbor lady ready to soothe the savage beast in me....Well, now that you brought it up , I say hells yeah.....I have got it the proverbial "" made "" in the shade.........[/B][/I] [B][I]My gums feel like ground beef through the grinder but I got those nasty decayed stubs of perforated enamel out and doc says I should start to feel better soon....OK , I;m ready , as my time on earth diminishes every day and I need to feel as good as possible for all the ladies out there that need my attention and expertise....nuff said....[/I][/B] [I][B]On the subject of my bestest bud he got great news on the MRI on his prostrate......no cancer and he is taking a relatively new drug to shrink his prostrate and then get another biopsy in February 2022.........So he is relieved and also he gets to take off the flak defrib jacket later this month...... I called my 91 yr old mother to tell her I survived the attack on my gums and when she answered the phone she was crying....I immediately thought about my dad but it wasn't dad....But it was bad as my most favorite aunt and my mom's sister , Marcia Dee , had passed away earlier Tuesday....I told mom she was my favorite aunt and she said yes and you were her most favorite nephew......Dee used to tell me that she was my real mom and to come to her if I needed anything......i was only 4-5 yrs old and I believed her until mom one time heard Dee say that to me and she raised almighty hell with her younger sister....Mom has 9 brothers and sisters.......4 brothers and 5 sisters....Now there's been 2 brothers and 2 sisters who have passed away........For those of you who haven't experienced a loss of a close family member , the first thing that happens to me is reliving memories of the passed relative ....it is emotional to say the least and since I don't have a brother or sister , and I'm the oldest grandchild out of 20 or so grandkids I was usually looked upon as another member of moms bros and sis'...... See, life marches on to it's own drumbeat no matter how bad it hurts or good it feels to make a new connection in your amorous adventures......I am contemplating a vacation to Columbia to hook up with a lady I met online.....Yep, MET ONLINE.......She's a great dancer , and has a fabulous body and beautiful face and is 25 yrs old....I told her I was 55....Well, one time I was 55 so I'm not really lying am I ????????....My good bros here will agree with me (I hope )....But that adventure is still in the planning stages so I have a fund started to accomplish my goals there... It's 5:30 am here and I am listening to Kacey Musgraves new CD ""Star Crossed ""...............It is excellent and worthy of time spent listening to it...Her lyrics are pertinent and make you ponder her intent....And she has a great earth tone voice with the CD being excellently produced ....I give it a 5 * 's...[/B][/I] [B][I]Time to finish my oatmeal ( ugh ) and take my pain pill ( yeah ) so I will catch all of you later....................[/I][/B] [ATTACH type="full" alt="6a00d8341c730253ef01b7c71842b5970b.gif"]12440[/ATTACH] [B][I]This is how I looked on that 3rd difficult tooth extraction......yes , that is what I wore to the dentist ....They laughed.....they really did...[/I][/B] [ATTACH type="full" alt="37984_original.gif"]12441[/ATTACH] [B][I]Columbian women are my weakness.........They really really are ...someone help me please...I need help....I really really do......[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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