Interpret this how you want (i.e., one single year or posting a "formula" with protected opponents, etc.), but it has to be 12 games and let's assume 9 Big Ten games for now, and assume the "current" post-expansion Big Ten. I get some people wouldn't like my choices, but I tried to make it a bit interesting ... I used this year's Saturday dates for simplicity's sake:
9/2 - vs. Wyoming ... or a similar program. Someone who isn't a total pushover but a team we should beat.
9/9 - vs. Missouri (St. Louis, MO - Busch Stadium) ... hate me all you want! I honestly think Braggin' Rights is one of the coolest setups in the country, and it could absolutely be replicated for football in an outdoor setting for a beautiful September weekend, plus the area around Bush Stadium is made for this type of event. You'd have to work on it logistically with the Cardinals, but I think the city of St. Louis would welcome this, as they embrace Braggin' Rights wholeheartedly. It wouldn't kill me if it is just home-and-home, but Braggin' Rights outside?? Sign me up.
9/16 - vs. Rice ... pretty much ANY (usually) bad opponent that is in a talent hotbed.
9/23 - vs. Iowa ... I want this to turn into our biggest rivalry (like hoops), and I want it played in Memorial Stadium while it's still warm! I absolutely hate that this got pegged for the weekend before Thanksgiving week for so many years.
9/30 - at Washington ... sailgating!
10/7 - vs. Wisconsin ... perfect Fall Saturday vs. a traditional Big Ten team.
10/14 - at Nebraska ... iconic stadium where we seem to just wrack up wins these days!
10/21 - vs. Michigan ... need one of Michigan or OSU on a dream schedule, IMO.
10/28 - Bye Week ... seems like about the best time?
11/4 - at Purdue ... seems as good as any for this slot, plus it's close for our fans.
11/11 - vs. USC ... need a marquee opponent to get our fans to show up in the cold, and who better than a team used to playing in perfect weather?!
11/18 - at UCLA ... no better time of year.
11/25 - vs. Northwestern (Arlington Heights, IL) ... this game is horribly attended in both Champaign and Evanston, in no small part because it's freezing cold and many Illini students are home - disproportionately in Chicagoland. We might as well turn this into a Thanksgiving Weekend tradition, inside a nice cozy domed stadium where we'll get at least as many fans as Champaign or Evanston. This is, of course, assuming we have to play them the last weekend of the year.
Obviously, I would be a bit bummed not playing traditional Big Ten schools like Minnesota or Indiana ... but if we have to have LA and Seattle schools in the conference, I at least want an excuse for a roadtrip!