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  • About The Sprouting Divot
    School Affiliation
    Illinois
    Biography
    The champ is here! The champ is here! The champ is here!
    Location
    MIA
    Interests
    Farting on escalators, as well as in elevators and revolving doors
    Occupation
    Purveyor of Brown Helmets
    Facebook Profile Page
    Facebook is even dumber than self-immolation
    MySpace Profile Page
    Myspace is even dumber than facebook
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    The waitress said, "We have stuffed mushrooms, veal-stuffed shells, white pizza, pasta, steamed mussels...." "Just keep it coming," Rick Majerus replied. "Would you like some veal parmesan?" "Yeah, we'll take five of those." The waitress walked away. "Does she know I'm not kidding?" Majerus said. "I hope she knows I'm not kidding."
    [Sports Illustrated, 3/17/2000]

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  • Join Date: Jan 3, 2005