Pregame: Illinois at Arizona State, Saturday, September 8th, 9:30pm CT, ESPN

IlliniRunIn07 · Sep 7, 2012, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by KBLEE

Mine:

Sir Edmund Hillary was actually disappointed when he climbed Mt. Everest because he discovered this at the top:

LOL I haven't gotten that far yet, but this thread is a classic...even if they are poking fun at us.

"OJ only got off because his lawyer used the Illinois defense."

99Devil · Sep 7, 2012, 11:28 AM

I'm glad you guys are liking it. And actually it is really only poking fun at the couple of trolls that came over and were spouting off nonsense.

BWBW · Sep 7, 2012, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 99Devil

I'm glad you guys are liking it. And actually it is really only poking fun at the couple of trolls that came over and were spouting off nonsense.

Will you name them?

99Devil · Sep 7, 2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BWBW

Will you name them?

First it was someone named thakid, then illinibat came into the thread where we were discussing the huge early spread move from ASU -3 to Ill -3 and said its because of this (http://web1.ncaa.org/mfb/natlRank.js...&div=IA&dest=O). And then Chuck05 came in and started defending it (though he was fairly reasonable in my estimation). There were several other more reasonable references to the Ill D and I think it just sprouted from there.

I did not start the thread that I posted, so I can't say his motivation for sure, but that is my read on it.

AzIlliniFan · Sep 7, 2012, 12:05 PM

thaKid, that explains everything

BWBW · Sep 7, 2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 99Devil

First it was someone named thakid, then illinibat came into the thread where we were discussing the huge early spread move from ASU -3 to Ill -3 and said its because of this (http://web1.ncaa.org/mfb/natlRank.js...&div=IA&dest=O). And then Chuck05 came in and started defending it (though he was fairly reasonable in my estimation). There were several other more reasonable references to the Ill D and I think it just sprouted from there.

I did not start the thread that I posted, so I can't say his motivation for sure, but that is my read on it.

We've been asked not to mention the first one, which is why I asked you to name the trolls.

The second one I have on ignore.

That is such a good thread, I'm glad they trolled your site. Lots of good stuff there.

Illini2016 · Sep 7, 2012, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 99Devil

I hope you all aren't offended by this, but I think it's pretty funny. A couple trolls came over to our board a while back and started posting outrageous things about the Ill defense (like the Defense is an NFL quality defense), and this thread emerged.

If this offends I'm sorry, I'm hoping it doesn't.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=43&f=1679&t=9307604

Funny stuff. I never have a problem laughing at my teams, as long as it isn't in bad taste.

KBLEE · Sep 7, 2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AzIlliniFan

thaKid, that explains everything

He's famous...nationwide.

RyanK · Sep 7, 2012, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KBLEE

He's famous...nationwide.

Buckeye posters know the name too. They often bring him up on their boards

CaliIllini · Sep 7, 2012, 12:46 PM

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God listed the Illinois defense as his emergency contact number.

I think this is my favorite

Other notables

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In San Antonio, Texas they now say "Remember the Illinois Defense"

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Ron Zook got fired by the Illinois Defense.

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Ben Franklin was misquoted, what he actually said was "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes and getting shutout by the Illinois defense."

Dan · Sep 7, 2012, 01:33 PM

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Just landed in Arizona. Let's roll boys!!! Go Illini!!! #big10ball

http://twitter.com/mkeward

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Arrived in The Valley of the Sun where it is raining http://pic.twitter.com/3fXkJG5Y

http://twitter.com/EdIllini

illynifan34 · Sep 7, 2012, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AzIlliniFan

thaKid, that explains everything

Yes it does.

256ILLINI · Sep 7, 2012, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 99Devil

First it was someone named thakid, then illinibat .

Those are two of the worst Illinois posters in internet history. Thakid is definitely the worst of all time, he was banned from this board, not for using profanity, just because he's so delusional

BZuppke · Sep 7, 2012, 03:03 PM

The comments about our D giving up 20 plus points 7 times last year are very misleading. If we go back and check the amount of time our D had to trot back out after an offensive miscue or a 3 and out, our D played about 75% of the game (I'm sure I exaggerate some here). Even the best D eventually wears down. The ASU game last year was a perfect example. Our D had to go out there time and time again and stuff ASU because our O could not sustain a drive or would turn the ball over. Consequently, if we ever get our O going and score some points, sustain some drives, you'll see a D that gives up a lot less points. What will be interesting is that Osweiller and ASU's passing game was more feared against our D than any running attack (unless it is at the level of Wisky or tOSU, which it is not). Therefore, with ASU relying primarily on the rushing attack, our D will be just fine. If they try to throw, we'll be ready for that too. I just don't think ASU is going to be able to move the ball very well against this D at all. Of course in order to win we need the offense to sustain drives and SCORE some points. If this happens I think we win by 10 plus. The only reason the game was close last year was because our O did next to nothing.

ILL_INI · Sep 7, 2012, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mviger11

new post at http://illinifootballplaybook.blogspot.com/

The Illini Run Game

Thanks to Dan for posting last week's article, the large majority of my page visits were from this forum!

Good stuff, Mitch. Thanks for posting a link. I couldn't find the thread it was in last week, but now I've bookmarked it.

ctblaisdell83 · Sep 7, 2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 99Devil

I did not start the thread that I posted, so I can't say his motivation for sure, but that is my read on it.

So, 99. In the spirit of an Illini and ex-Phoenician, you can use this one on that thread...

"Only two things Einstein was unable to solve in his lifetime - unified theory and the Illini defense"

suggest you drop in the Chief logo for street cred

ILL_INI · Sep 7, 2012, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 99Devil

I hope you all aren't offended by this, but I think it's pretty funny. A couple trolls came over to our board a while back and started posting outrageous things about the Ill defense (like the Defense is an NFL quality defense), and this thread emerged.

If this offends I'm sorry, I'm hoping it doesn't.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=43&f=1679&t=9307604

This was hilarious. Thanks for sharing. One of my favorites:

The Illinois defense would cure cancer with their tears...if they were able to cry.

IlliniKat91 · Sep 7, 2012, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan

ASU Uniforms: All maroon

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Originally Posted by Wokker

^^^^Yuck^^^^^

I don't think the maroon is that bad... I've certainly seen worse (Maryland, ND, I'm looking at you).

I'm so excited for tomorrow, it's ridiculous. For once, I'm upset we have a night game and I'll have to wait all day to watch us play. I think this one could go either way, and it's gonna be great to watch.

BlackhawksFanDan · Sep 7, 2012, 03:32 PM

My favorite line was...

"Sharks have an entire week dedicated to the Illinois Defense."

Gaddabout · Sep 7, 2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure Shot

Is it?

No one plays "Devilbacker" in the NFL.

Darren Woodson played Devil Back at ASU for three years.

Dan · Sep 7, 2012, 04:09 PM

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First time I've seen a cactus

http://twitter.com/_teddy_k (Teddy Karras)

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Brought the rain to the desert http://pic.twitter.com/PmeP4BHE

http://pic.twitter.com/p0PW5rkJ

http://pic.twitter.com/WpukMQ9S

http://twitter.com/mikereu

Dan · Sep 7, 2012, 04:25 PM

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Sun Devil Stadium Go #Illini http://pic.twitter.com/LRHRhe5d

Sun Devil Stadium the #Illini will practice about 8:00pm Champaign time tonight. http://pic.twitter.com/0C5vFZkA

http://twitter.com/EdIllini

mattcoldagelli · Sep 7, 2012, 04:33 PM

I like that they're going to have a late practice tonight.

Dan · Sep 7, 2012, 05:35 PM

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Impressive! #IllinoisFootball http://pic.twitter.com/kaw1xqqm

http://twitter.com/jthompson247

99Devil · Sep 7, 2012, 06:37 PM

Hey guys, no worries on the troll topic, I find guys like those trolls humorous, all schools have them.

Only reason I even brought them up is so that you would have context so you didn't think I was trying to offend.

It is a fun thread.

Sep 7, 2012, 04:33 PM	#298
mattcoldagelli Location: Evanston, IL Posts: 1,453	I like that they're going to have a late practice tonight. __________________ Twitter Blog #JoeTales

Sep 7, 2012, 11:28 AM	#277
99Devil Posts: 34	I'm glad you guys are liking it. And actually it is really only poking fun at the couple of trolls that came over and were spouting off nonsense.

Sep 7, 2012, 12:05 PM	#280
AzIlliniFan Posts: 2,058	thaKid, that explains everything

Sep 7, 2012, 03:03 PM	#289
BZuppke Location: Plainfield Posts: 153	The comments about our D giving up 20 plus points 7 times last year are very misleading. If we go back and check the amount of time our D had to trot back out after an offensive miscue or a 3 and out, our D played about 75% of the game (I'm sure I exaggerate some here). Even the best D eventually wears down. The ASU game last year was a perfect example. Our D had to go out there time and time again and stuff ASU because our O could not sustain a drive or would turn the ball over. Consequently, if we ever get our O going and score some points, sustain some drives, you'll see a D that gives up a lot less points. What will be interesting is that Osweiller and ASU's passing game was more feared against our D than any running attack (unless it is at the level of Wisky or tOSU, which it is not). Therefore, with ASU relying primarily on the rushing attack, our D will be just fine. If they try to throw, we'll be ready for that too. I just don't think ASU is going to be able to move the ball very well against this D at all. Of course in order to win we need the offense to sustain drives and SCORE some points. If this happens I think we win by 10 plus. The only reason the game was close last year was because our O did next to nothing.

Sep 7, 2012, 03:32 PM	#294
BlackhawksFanDan Posts: 34	My favorite line was... "Sharks have an entire week dedicated to the Illinois Defense."

Sep 7, 2012, 06:37 PM	#300
99Devil Posts: 34	Hey guys, no worries on the troll topic, I find guys like those trolls humorous, all schools have them. Only reason I even brought them up is so that you would have context so you didn't think I was trying to offend. It is a fun thread.