Sox fans... I think we know we need to brace ourselves for one of the worst Sox seasons of all time.
The Bad:
Some sports outlets are noting that the White Sox record is now 2-13 – the worst 15-game start in club history. And this ball club has been around for 124 years.
The Silver Lining (?):
No White Sox player (or the illustrious White Sox owner) will miss their regular income checks for this or any other week so all of their multiple-millions of dollars coming to them is SAFE! How fortunate for them. Which is more than can be said for White Sox baserunners trying to steal a base this season.
The Smartest Man (formerly) in Chicago:
Jason Benetti. He got out of town before this South Side disaster started so he does not have to spend all Summer trying to call games without actually having to say how bad this team really is. This is going to be one hellatious season for Sox broadcasters who are not allowed to speak honestly about the team.
The Big Picture:
If the White Sox Owner really is trying to kill off the franchise in Chicago so he can move it... he’s doing a great job of that.