Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

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How to endear yourself to a fan-base Exhibit A. LOVE IT
Gladiator GIF

Win the crowd and win your freedom…or PT. Something like that. Lol

I like his confidence and loyalty. I hope he has a lot of success here.
 
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Another portal addition is coming soon. Don't panic, it's the era we're in and good news is coming.
 
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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.


What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
 
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Well at least we have not been eliminated by Maddox yet.

Please no baseball hats. I understand celebrating the commitment with friends/fans. I think the baseball hat schtick like Cliff Alexander is immature.

 
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texillwek

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.
I heard you grew a mustache. Is it a Pru Manchu?
 
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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
I heard you grew a mustache. Is it a Pru Manchu?
I went to the beach without lotion......now I got side burns.......

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
 
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