Recent content by OrangeNBrood

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    Illinois 54, Chattanooga 53 Postgame

    Look at Monte 'Onte lookin towards De Sousa like "Where you goin with yo emotionally unstable ***, youngin?"
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    Illinois 54, Chattanooga 53 Postgame

    SURVIVE AND ADVANCE. JUMPING IN MY HOUSE!!!! **** INDIANA AND MICHIGAN!!!!
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Chattanooga

    LETS F-IN GO. Put them sad faces away, y'all. COME ON.
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Chattanooga

    We gon bust they ### 2nd half. It's gonna start with a Trent triple, followed by a Plummer triple.
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Chattanooga

    Things goin through my head a lot this game: "We gonna hit a 3 today?" "Yo, they are assaulting Kofi, yo! Call that ****!!" "Shut yo *** up, Reggie"
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Chattanooga

    We gon win this game. They're starting to labor on the offensive end, and their frontline is gonna be depleted by fouls by the end. Kofi will be going against practice squad guys. A couple of our guards gotta stand up and be men. I'm looking at Curbelo and Frazier. I'm looking for a surge...
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Chattanooga

    This is kinda crazy. We look like a group of guys who have never played together before. We gon wake up, though. Somebody gonna get warm for us...
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Indiana

    Let's take this ****, man. Ain't nobody tryin to lose to these scrubs from Indiana. Curbelo is in his bag: he needs attack them tired Hoosier legs.
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    Illinois 74, Iowa 72 Big Ten Championship Postgame

    Man, I know I'm waaaaay late to this party. But I'll be damned if I don't get me at least one drink in and a lil rant. I caught the Illini's final Big Ten matchup at the Houston airport via my iPad, and was really blessed to see the game in its entirety as a result of 2 flight delays. Someone...
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Purdue

    This Illini team ain't scared uh nobody. Win, lose, or draw - you gotta love that.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Purdue

    This like a boxing match right now and we takin blows, legs starting to buckle. The immediate goal is to make it to the bell still standing...
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    Illinois 80, Wisconsin 67 Postgame

    Tourist: you have a wife named Wendy, too? Kofi: nah, little brotha. Mine say "Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day" * Out in de streets, dey call it murrrrrrrrrrrrdaaaaaaa....
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Wisconsin

    I give him his paycheck for the defense and rebounding, for sure - but I don't classify that as pretty, though. The D is blue collar AF. But did you see his body movement on that bucket? Damonte Baryshnikov.
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Wisconsin

    That bucket was the prettiest thing I've ever seen Damonte do.
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Wisconsin

    Man, Alfonso Plummer play basketball the way I used to play NBA Live 95. I am definitely a fan.... But yo, that boy might need medication. He in his own world out there. I feel like I can hear the thoughts inside Alfonso head when he's in the game now: I gon shoot it. I gon shoot it. I gon...