Recent content by OrangeNBrood

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    Illinois 62, Penn State 56 POSTGAME

    What a season, eh? I need to jump in a cold lake right about now. My whole **** is on fire.
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Maryland

    Everytime Griffin makes a big play he looks like he just took the biggest bong hit out of a room full of Jamaicans. Tell me I'm lyin.
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    Illinois 59, Minnesota 51 POSTGAME

    Some of y'all owe Damonte Williams flowers.
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    Illinois 64, Michigan 62 POSTGAME

    When that part of the year comes when elementary school teachers across the state of Illinois teach their students about the different cold-blooded animals that roam this earth, I think you gon have to include a few lessons about Ayo Dosunmu in that curriculum from here on out.
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    1/23 Games

    Man, somebody give this dude a hug. Nobody should have to go through life living in fear like this.
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    Illinois 71, Wisconsin 70 POSTGAME

    I mean, like, how you gonna expect your players to respect you after they find out that your wife let the team manager smash. Skinny lil Martin with the crooked spectacles - AND teeth - whose job it is to pick up all the nasty towels after the players shower. That pain is real.
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    Illinois 71, Wisconsin 70 POSTGAME

    Yo, there was a graphic during the game that stated how Wisconsin had held us under 70 points for an even longer stretch than our 15 game losing streak. So we erased two marks of extreme shame tonight. In a completely unrelated point: I'm watching Greg Gard in the post-game right now, and...
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    Illinois 71, Wisconsin 70 POSTGAME

    I mean, all you can say is: HELL YES.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Wisconsin

    Man, cain't nobody say **** about Ayo after today! My boy saw the scoreboard and the clock, then busted out like "HOLLAR AT ME LAKERS!"
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Wisconsin

    Man, Wisconsin got like 4-5 players who look like the type of dudes who would see a woman naked and immediately start crying. Take a good look at these dudes' faces and see if you can't picture it.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Michigan State

    Ayo really looks like he's developed a more mature feel for the game. Has really picked his spots well so far as when to attack. Smart decision making driving to the rack off the weave a little while ago, and I likes how he emerged from scoring the And 1 with the Skeletor face on. Like, "look at...
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    Illini Basketball 2019-2020

    I likes WizardBill. My man is clearly not scared of experimenting with drugs. Go Illini.
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Michigan

    Y'all see Baby Yoda Simpson in the huddle grabbin his teammates and bein like "Eh, gimme the ball. GIMME THE BALL!". I heard if you feed Xavier Simpson after midnight bad things happen...
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    Game Thread: Illinois vs Michigan

    Xavier Simpson aka Cornrow Baby Yoda out here ballin on us, yo.
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    Game Thread: Illinois at Arizona

    Pfffft. This should be obvious, but there's a wide distance between "having high expectations for your squad" and "crying like you just found out your wife used to be a man, when you lose a game". I don't think this game shows that Arizona is "so much better than us", at all. How many MSU...