Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

[doowink]

Yes, but he's a package deal with Jesus. Gotta take both. ... heard Shammgod might have a covid year left though.

We would take both....but neither one can play on Sundays...so....not a done deal

 

[travelin' man]

Only if it's compressible flow. Goodness knows we could use some Mach 1 speed on the portal resolution.

I'm waiting for the two Italian kids, Bernoulli and Venturi to announce for the portal,

 

[jumpingjack]

Are you asking if Jesus is Cuban?

Are we back to sandwiches again?

 

[soupy17]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1775957422743458232

For what it's worth he's not showing on 247's portal list.

 

[sacraig]

Only if it's compressible flow. Goodness knows we could use some Mach 1 speed on the portal resolution.

Mach 1 is so slow.

 

[phats22]

For guys like Marcus and Coleman we have individual guys who will pay their NIL. Don’t have to dip into the team pool for it.

?????

(don't even ask how long ive waited for this moment )

 

[HensonHall71]

That account doesn't look credible but oddly enough they've been nailing news left and right this offseason

You're right, that account has been nailing news a day early, so maybe it's official tomorrow.

 

[madillini4]

Can Jesus hit a curveball?

 

[2X2L]

Dewey, Cheatham and Howe...

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Briggs and Stratton, Pratt and Whitney, too. John, Paul, George and Ringo, of course. I could go on forever. But I think I'll stop right now. Discretion is the better part of valium.

 

[ILLNIU97]

Can Jesus hit a curveball?

Joe Boo has his doubts on that

 

[BuddyAtAspenTap]

Dead period until next Thursday? See you in a week family.

 

[Hingle McCringleberry]

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Briggs and Stratton, Pratt and Whitney, too. John, Paul, George and Ringo, of course. I'll stop right now.

It's an old 3 Stooges joke

 

[Point-Illinois]

We would take both....but neither one can play on Sundays...so....not a done deal

Jesus has a sick crossover, though.

 

[OrangeBlue98]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1775928849232232493

Does this mean we’re elite now?

 

[chief_1104]

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ha! I looked for that GIF and only came up with the Jobu one, good work!

 

[Dallas336]

Too many people on this site think they are funny - when they aren't!!

 

[madillini4]

ha! I looked for that GIF and only came up with the Jobu one, good work!

Pro tip, just google search it and save it. You can delete it from your phone right after you post it on here.

 

[sacraig]

Too many people on this site think they are funny - when they aren't!!

 

[Mobi]

I hope waiting on Storr isn’t a situation like last year where waiting on RayJ cost us other players in the portal. Staff should’ve learned from that.

I agree and staff definitely knows that. It’s just we have not heard a name who is comparable to Storr.

 

[ChiefGritty]

Too many people on this site think they are funny - when they aren't!!

 

[Illini2010-11]

Too many people on this site think they are funny - when they aren't!!

 

[texillwek]

Too many people on this site think they are funny - when they aren't!!

 

[Dawgss4life]

Go back three days and you’re repeating exactly what I said. Probably more of an insider than most of the insiders. Go back last year and you’ll see the same

 

[Loyalillini10]

I say f&%# you, Jobu; I do this myself.

 

[madillini4]

Too many people on this site think they are funny - when they aren't!!