Or.................if you put your trust in Coach Bielema and our new defensive coordinator Bobby Hauck, OSU will have no time this week to prepare for our new and highly sophisticated defense, much like NFL teams attempting for prepare for the '85 Bears' "46 defense." Matt Bailey will break John Sullivan's single game record for most tackles in a game with 35, earning Big 10 Defensive Player of the Week honors. Cumulatively, all of this will lead to the Buckeyes burning numerous timeouts due to confusion at the line of scrimmage. Even more, we'll have 4 sacks, 7 QB pressures, and we'll force 3 Ohio St turnovers (two strip fumbles).
In the meantime, Katin Houser will slice through the OSU defense with 490 yards through the air (falling short of Dave Wilson's all-time Illini record of 621 passing yards), but effectively utilizing Wilson's strategy of short dump passes of 4-15 yards to nine different receivers. Houser goes 44-53 (83%) in the game and rushes for another 22 yards on the ground. The Illini win TOP 41:19. And Colin Dixon breaks the single season Illini record for receiving TD's.
Woody Hayes' grandson dots the "i" in script Ohio at halftime and receives a standing ovation from the sellout crowd of mostly partisan Buckeye loyalists. Duke crushes William and Mary at home 87-0, and the Illini make their debut in the AP Top 25 at #11.