I can try:
Top job LSU- top school in a state that produces lots of NFL talent with a monopoly in said state to boot.
Rest of Tier 1:
Florida- top state university in the big 2 recruiting states. Only if, fans hate the AD making the hire.
Penn State- Big program. Main recruiting area PA is drying up, but can easily poach NJ, OH, and have ties to the DMV. Fanbase is cultish though.
Tier 2- Crazy money but crazy boosters and crazy rivals- Arky and Auburn. Auburn has Yellawood money and Arkansas has money from Tyson, JB Hunt, Jerry Jones, and a bunch of Waltons. However they have insane rivals with Auburn dealing with Bama and Arky dealing with Texas and Mizzou. Also both schools have some wacky boosters.
Tier 3- VT and OkSt. OK St has had money issues since T Boone died. Va Tech is kinda in a Wisconsin situation, outsiders' views of them are really propped up by 2000s.
Tier 4- UCLA and Stanford. UCLA is broke and Stanford has academic restrictions.