Game Thread: Illinois at Wisconsin

[IlliniWatcher]

Every time Dupree runs between our tackles, my sphincter puckers so hard I could break a ten penny nail in half.

"I'm eatin' over heah!..."

 

[Mr. Roberts]

Good grief. What next?

 

[Marshall_Lucky]

This has been such a bizarre game

 

[jamie13197]

Every time Dupree runs between our tackles, my sphincter puckers so hard I could break a ten penny nail in half.

 

[illinidarrin]

And we almost gave it up.

 

[Ryllini]

Come on BL, let’s find that magic.

 

[HereSoIDontGetFined]

Nearly a disaster, followed by a break, followed by a disaster, followed by a break...

 

[tcb13]

We still find a way to not return the punt

 

[skyIdub]

Every time Dupree runs between our tackles, my sphincter puckers so hard I could break a ten penny nail in half.

The cumulative Illini Nation Pucker Factor could make diamonds rn.

 

[UCantHideYer]

Not our game. Hank never muffs a punt.

 

[Witherspoon_illini]

That was super close to disaster

 

[PasadenaIllini]

Almost a disaster.

We are a disaster right now offensively. Hopefully we'll get right the ship this coming drive.

 

[TheChief4Life]

We’re down by 7…. Feel like we could be winning…. Or be down 40….

Sometimes I hate saturdays…

 

[ChiTown]

We actually look like the 3-7 team out there.

 

[jamie13197]

Games like this you gotta laugh. Wow.

 

[Second place is 1st loser]

The offense just has to do their job. It's been an absolutely atrocious showing for the offensive line. They've gotten pushed all over the field for three quarters. They need to sack up and do their job this final quarter.

 

[TheChief4Life]

We actually look like the 3-7 team out there.

Nah. We both look like 3-7 teams.

 

[CogDog]

Take it to the house, offense!!!

 

[The Sprouting Divot]

Tendys

 

[skyIdub]

If you squint really hard and believe in conspiracy theories, it's almost like we're trying to lose?

 

[derrick6]

With everything that has happened, we have the ball with an opportunity to tie this game.

No excuses about the defense. No excuses about the special teams.

It’s on the offense now. Period.

 

[Mr. Roberts]

Need a TD on this drive. Time is not our freind. Try some qhick hitters and screens, please.

 

[zentrails]

Not our game. Hank never muffs a punt.

Yep, not a good sign, but him being able to fall on it prevents a disaster obviously

 

[Illini4Christ]

This has been such a bizarre game

 

[tcb13]

Sammy - cute baby, congrats