Game Thread: Illinois vs Virginia

[Ryllini]

Alright, before this game is out and we head to Twitter, please don’t !!!! on Caleb. He is off to a bad start, but we are going to need him and we don’t need people like us who probably spill our cocktails on shirts every time we take a sip shitting all over a 20 year old.

 

[FloridaMan]

Blatant clip missed by the officials there.

 

[Ramrod2010]

We have our shortcomings, but my goodness the West sucks.

Edited to add: If we can keep getting better we may win the right to get pummeled by a team out of the East.

 

[aaeismacgychel]

Where is Chase Brown? Cramps aren't that serious. ?? 1 player we cann6 be without.

I think they're just resting him because the coaches are calling this game over. If this gets within 2 TDs, he'll likely be back out there

 

[CDRUSN]

Sit DeVito and git Sitkowski. No sense in risking any key players at this stage.

 

[Tbear90]

NW, Nebraska, and Iowa are winnable? Gonna be a interesting year. Minnesota and Purdue look really good.

 

[AutoPoster 3000]

Did I just hear someone yell “Get up, meat!”

 

[BWBW]

Wow

 

[aaeismacgychel]

Man, that was Armstrong just saying, "Eff this line, just please don't hit me anymore."

 

[Tbear90]

I still cannot believe we went into a prevent defense last week against Indiana when they went down and scored that go ahead touch down!! I still can't believe it when the coach is called pressure defense the defensive line blitz's it works pre prevent defenses are horrible

 

[DReq]

We are getting a live calculus demonstration by going half the distance multiple times.

 

[FloridaMan]

I would like to see one well officiated game in my life. Too much to ask?

 

[DReq]

I would like to see one well officiated game in my life. Too much to ask?

That'll be a personal foul. Half the distance.

 

[TheChief4Life]

We are getting a live calculus demonstration by going half the distance multiple times.

As a mathematics major and now teacher, I approve this comment.

 

[Illinois_2_AZ]

As a mathematics major and now teacher, I approve this comment.

As an English major and teacher, I don't get it.

 

[FloridaMan]

That'll be a personal foul. Half the distance.

Was talking about the "illegal block" called on Witherspoon. Weak a#$ call after missing a couple blatant ones on UVA earlier in the quarter.

 

[nichi]

Two words. Josh McCray

 

[ILLFAN67]

I think Bret needs to put more emphasis on the kicking game recruiting

 

[PassingBy]

ND, WI, and now IA:

IF we can turn over and yet win by ...........

 

[aaeismacgychel]

I think one of the issues our punter might be having is the long snapper seems to be lacking zip on his snaps meaning that the punter is effectively getting less time to punt the ball.

 

[New Creation]

 

[InDaAZ]

As an English major and teacher, I don't get it.

 

[CDRUSN]

It must be all that teasing about his last name growing up that made Jacas so tough. Good game young man.

 

[DReq]

As an English major and teacher, I don't get it.

Calculus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

That is some reading material that might help.

 

[PapaKvells]

The comment about “the most obvious nickname” for Jacas was pretty unexpected (and funny) from the commentators.