If you pass over the kool aid for the scotch:
Ayo is player of the year
Giorgi has Leron's shooting stats
Kofi matches Shaq's freshman stats 12 rbs and 13 pts
Trent shoots 45% from 3 and is defensive player of the year.
Alan plays like a smaller version of Jordan Murphy
BBV is Giorgi11
Tevian just misses sixth man award
Another Oban please.
Thats straight up alcoholism right there....did i mention I like it?